The Scientific name for 'Disectoid' is Rentrafileata, kartorconwarsa.
'Disectoid' was first discovered in 1874 by Irish Explorer 'Bolitibus Albatross' off the coast of New Guinea.
Dr. Albatross pictured c.1905 before being consumed by natives on the island of Java
Its fossils have been dated back to the Chibanian period. All known fossils have been found on the island of Java.
'Disectoid' is the name of the only living Rentrafileata, kartorconwarsa. Hence its use as a slang verison for the species.
The first recorded photo of 'Disectoid' c.1911
'Disectoid was the pet of Hollywood actor 'Lon Cheney' until his death, when the movie man's midge vanished for 50 years!
Lon Cheney displaying Disectoid before a screening of 'London after Midnight' c.1927
His location was a mystery all those years, until the fall of Soviet Romania when a shocking discovery was made.
Disectoid being discovered in Ceaușescu's 'Palatul Primaverii' c.1989
After serving a 15 year sentence for his involvement in the regime, Disectoid returned to LA and began to work in tinsle town once again.
Since then, Disectoid has acted in and directed many a films for MGM. In 2017, he founded his own studio 'Lemons for Friends' where he works to this day.
Disectoid recieving his star on the Walk of Fame c.2015
Thanks for reading! please enjoy the screenings and say hi to all of Disectoid's faithful crew!~